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Its been a week of lessons learned: 1) Always invite amateur smokers to smoke pot with you, so you can secretly laugh at them when they can't handle it and act awkward. 2) Lyndsey Rodrigues is hot 3) Marlboro Reds rule, doesn't matter who you associate them with... you'll both get cancer separately. key word: s -e-p-a-r-a-t-e. 4) The world is your oyster. You could have been a loser in high school... actually you probably are still a loser. But rejoice in the fact that they are impressed with how you turned out. 5) Never I repeat NEVER let yourself become like Buster from Arrested Development. Don't be friends with anyone who even remotely reminds you of Buster. 6) Don't let authority scare you, become pals with your teachers, proffessors. When your bored call them up. It's as good as finding a lifesaver on the floor of your room when your craving just a tiny piece of sugar. ok not really. 7) It's not a good idea to ask a girl to give you a bj when shes clearly fallen asleep. The minimum punishment is not getting head and it just gets worse after that. 8) The best entertainment there is jules. Call her when you know she is working, so she has all the time in the world to give you the greatest laugh of your life. 9) Spread the word about xtube and youporn. This means the porn industry will be hurting more than they already are with every click of the mouse. Down with the famous porn stars! Support the inner freaks that happen to be your next door neighbors, beautiful people from around the world that you'll never get to meet etc. Next time you stare at a womans backside for over 4 blocks... make sure to go home and try to find a replica in the form of internet entertainment. Who knows she could have been advertising. 10) Sequels usually suck. Don't bother seeing Harold and Kumar. I'm sure this doesn't apply to Dark Knight because that is gonna be amazing. Any guy who says they want to see Dark Knight because of heath ledger is gay, it doesn't matter that he croked. 11) If your dog is neutered and starts humping your arm or legs, just look away and let them go at it. What's 6 or 10 seconds to you anyway. Show compassion to all mammals who want to have sex and aren't or can't have sex. 12) Be charming and exceptionally nice to cashiers at fast food joints or any food establishment. You don't want them to spit in your food but most importantly you know your fantasy will come true someday and that the cute waitress you order munchies from everyday will be in your bed. That was just a joke. Be nice because you are gentleman. 13) When you have only had 2 hours of sleep write something ridiculous in hopes that you will become so delirious that you'll be ready to hit the hay. You might think you could at least make it to 20 but common how bored can you really be. peace. | ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif?v=88.8){kind=small}
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